Dan here...
So, tomorrow morning we start our juice fast. Yes, that's right... for three days, we will drink nothing but juice. And not just any juice, freshly strained juice from the (hold on while I look this up. It's rather new to me, oh yes...) produce section of the grocery store.
In preparation of our big day tomorrow, tonight we went and bought about 600 oranges, 32 pineapple, 824 bananas, 62 plastic boxes of strawberries, 2 vineyards worth of grapes, plums, nectarines, apples, and let's not even get started on the vegetables.
We used exactly HALF of all the fruit we bought, you know... the fruit that was supposed to last us three days... and mixed a delicious HALF GALLON of juice! Let's just say, I'm not going to complain about $4.50 for a gallon of apple juice anymore. On top of the sheer quantity of fruits that went through the juicer, we spent over an hour getting that 1/2 gallon of juice.
But hey, we have the juice, and we're ready for our 3-day juice fast challenge!
The goal is to clean out our body of all the toxins and extra water that is filling our cells. If I've done my math right, I've eaten crap for 28 years, times .000000002 grams of crap per cell, times 42 trillion cells... I should lose about 93 pounds by Thursday night!
So, you may want to skip any blog entries that I input during the next few days. One side effect of this juice fast is that people go schizophrenic, but it wears off after a few years.
See you on the skinny side, folks!
So, tomorrow morning we start our juice fast. Yes, that's right... for three days, we will drink nothing but juice. And not just any juice, freshly strained juice from the (hold on while I look this up. It's rather new to me, oh yes...) produce section of the grocery store.
In preparation of our big day tomorrow, tonight we went and bought about 600 oranges, 32 pineapple, 824 bananas, 62 plastic boxes of strawberries, 2 vineyards worth of grapes, plums, nectarines, apples, and let's not even get started on the vegetables.
We used exactly HALF of all the fruit we bought, you know... the fruit that was supposed to last us three days... and mixed a delicious HALF GALLON of juice! Let's just say, I'm not going to complain about $4.50 for a gallon of apple juice anymore. On top of the sheer quantity of fruits that went through the juicer, we spent over an hour getting that 1/2 gallon of juice.
But hey, we have the juice, and we're ready for our 3-day juice fast challenge!
The goal is to clean out our body of all the toxins and extra water that is filling our cells. If I've done my math right, I've eaten crap for 28 years, times .000000002 grams of crap per cell, times 42 trillion cells... I should lose about 93 pounds by Thursday night!
So, you may want to skip any blog entries that I input during the next few days. One side effect of this juice fast is that people go schizophrenic, but it wears off after a few years.
See you on the skinny side, folks!
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3 comments:
Good luck! I'm very interested to see how it goes for you guys, especially if you do lose 93 lbs... Do you have to drink all fresh juice or can you mix in some bottled?
It all works well. They do suggest fresh juice so that you get the vitamins and it fills you up longer.
Have fun with it! I am very interested to see how it works, too!
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